You did smile a little bit didn't you?

This one made me groan...and giggle...a little bit.

A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm.

"A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman.

"I'm sorry, sir," replies the barman, "we don't serve food in here."

Aw come on.....admit it.....you did smile a little bit didn't you?